Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Prayer of the Roller Boys

Just when you thought you've seen every Nazi-rollerblade movie set in the future, here come the Rollerboys!...and also their prayer...I guess.
I'm really not sure what the Saturn awards are, but this film won two of them; best performance by a younger actor (the late, great, Corey Haim) and best science fiction film. Credibility!

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

The Maddening

Burt Reynolds goes cuckoo for Ferris Bueller's girlfriend.

"Pleasure is the only thing to live for." That line would have been great in Boogie Nights. Oh well.

Monday, August 11, 2008

Angel

I think Joss Whedon made a spin off of this movie and turned it into a tv show on the WB. I normally would never see anything with his name on it, but if it's as good as this trailer he's got me.




Friday, August 8, 2008

Prayer of the Rollerboys

The title of this film doesn't make much sense. Neither does the trailer.





However, Corey Haim IS in it. Therefore it will be awesome/retarded/hilarious. That's the Corey Haim promise.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Timerider

Yet another wacky sci-fi movie from the 80s that somehow slipped past me. This is surprising, since I devoted my entire childhood to watching films like these.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Super Fuzz

I couldn't even come up with an introduction to today's entry. It's simply one of those that needs to be discussed AFTER viewing.

Okay, seriously what the fuck? Did he just shoot down a nuclear missile with a handgun? Why is he strapped in the electric chair? Who the fuck made this movie? Why haven't I seen this?

Monday, June 30, 2008

Carbon Copy

I read that after viewing this film, Denzel Washington got so mad he actually turned into Malcolm X. Spike Lee was there to document the whole thing.

I think this would make a good double feature with "The Toy" or "Soul Man".